I love early Yugi because he constantly looks like a wet cloth someone wrung and left out to dry

this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people's dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we've all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn't gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club

Let’s spoon just so you can cockwarm me and let me hold you closely while we fall asleep on a hot summer night

Actually I lied my deepest wish is to be the little spoon 

whenever my program freezes

neither romantic nor platonic but a third secret thing (codependent brother who wants to merge every fiber of his being with his younger brother)

I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

Hobie and Miles’ first meeting what-if …🎸🌻

I believe in idiot4idiot love at first sight 👍

you miss 100% of the cocks you don't suck

man who asked you

Even if us evil trannies were forcefemming innocent men, are you really gonna complain about there being more women in the world? That’s what I thought, misogynist

gameboy advance

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine
Issue #75 (December 2003)